ABOUT GUELYLAND

"One of the smallest , independent kingdoms in the ciberuniverse. Nothing fancy. Population? Just me, myself and my jaguars, my movies and my books (and, at this very moment, YOU). Hided and secret like Skull Island or Opar, the ancients in Guelyland use to read the scrools of a minor god called Voor-Hes.
Most of the treasures of Guelyland are made of paper, plastic and vinyl.Guelyland dreams with expanding in deep more then in surface. The music of Nik Kershaw has been heard here. There are apes, lots of apes in Guelyland. Woody Allen and Bob Hope visit it quite often. Here we love books (the Kingdoms Library is both celebrated and secret) Here we are atheists but very tolerant and think of god a bit too often and much. Guelyland is, the stuff my dreams are made of..."

MAY I INTEREST YOU IN SOME...

PEOPLE WITH TASTE. YOU CAN BE ONE OF THEM!!

Sunday, July 4, 2010

SUNNY SUMMER, A BEACH, A GIRL AND...NOOOO!!!


Exploitation movie posters about monsters that wait under the water have a weakness for bikini girls. Great White (Enzo Castellari, 1981).

Alligator (Lewis Teague,1980)

Piranha (Joe Dante, 1978)


Kraken: Tentacles of Death (Tybor Takács, 2006)


(Cirio H. Santiago, 1987)


Piranha Part Two: The Spawnning (1981) This is a James Cameron movie!


Not even the sand is safe anymore. Blood Beach (Jeffrey Bloom, 1980)


And, since we are not sexist at Guelyland, we went to deeper waters to get you a poster with a male victim (a gondolier, for you romantic girls) from Sharks in Venice (Danny Lerner, 2008)

2 comments:

#167 Dad said...

all of these creatures seem to have a taste for hot chicks...

Guely of Sweden said...

Let's just say that they have good taste ;)

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