ABOUT GUELYLAND

"One of the smallest , independent kingdoms in the ciberuniverse. Nothing fancy. Population? Just me, myself and my jaguars, my movies and my books (and, at this very moment, YOU). Hided and secret like Skull Island or Opar, the ancients in Guelyland use to read the scrools of a minor god called Voor-Hes.
Most of the treasures of Guelyland are made of paper, plastic and vinyl.Guelyland dreams with expanding in deep more then in surface. The music of Nik Kershaw has been heard here. There are apes, lots of apes in Guelyland. Woody Allen and Bob Hope visit it quite often. Here we love books (the Kingdoms Library is both celebrated and secret) Here we are atheists but very tolerant and think of god a bit too often and much. Guelyland is, the stuff my dreams are made of..."

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Monday, August 5, 2013

WEIRD BOOKS



We love our books here in Guelyland. But there are some that really can makes us say WHAT!! because of their particular bizarre subjects. I guess there is nothing enough written about tastes or hobbies. Here the selected pearls:


Yes! Everything has a meaning and says something about yourself. True story!
 
 
How! Oh, how!! How? Well, here is how!
 
 
 
 


What's wrong with a bit of megalomania if you have what it takes? Here two reading suggestions for those who think BIG and won't stop until they get  enough.
 
 
 
Now, for people who things completely different, the shy type, the overcrowded one.
 
 
 
 



 I noticed that cooking books are doing very well nowadays. Why waste the energy of your motor? Why waste the craft of "our friend The Atom?
 
 
 
 
For the "Oriental" guy with a selective taste, the one that knows what he wants and has already decided.
 
 
 

Now, if you are the "sofisticated" type, for the little swinger in you!
 
 
 
And here is how you keep your protection protected, you healthy collector swinger. When one is not enough.
 
 
 
On the other side...
 
 
You have to start young and the sooner the better. What a better  way then knowing your steps on the dancefloor on your next Bar Mitzvah. Disco is not dead, you schmuck!!
 
 
 

 
In space or by the sea. Experience man! Listen to the wise. Never leave home  without  yours.
 
 
 
Now for the one that would like "to boldly go where no man has gone before" I Think "Commander X" is the man you gotta dig.
 
 
 
But  if  you are going not far far away but  to the nearest forrest and on your own I got this little  number  for  you. Later, don't say I didn't warn you.
 
 
 
Yes! They can be very dangerous.
 
 
 
 
But at the end of the day we all are animal lovers, here in Guelyland. Be original! Rosana knows how and will tell you everything about it.
 
 
 
 
I know , you  don't  go out and walk them. After all it's a boa you are talking about. She ate too much? Doesn't hug you hard enough? The Rossis, those are the guys  you gotta read.
 
 
 
And yes, then there are the normal ones. The ones that have enough love  with a dog. But dogs have needs too and so their shakras. "Doga: Yoga for Dogs". Do i need  to say more?
 
 
 
 
And  now, this  is  for the Little Princess of the house...and her horse. These days  you need security and it nevercan be too much.
 
 
 
Back to the spiritual stuff. Just for you, the psychic oriented animal lover. He is trying to tell you something and you have to learn how to listen to them. So  much to hear and so little time. I know, and here is how.
 
 
 
 
And  what if your  furry friends is carrying a message from The Big Bearded Guy in The Sky. You just can't afford to miss it. After all you are a believer and HE works in misterious ways...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
But after all, nine  lives can't last  forever and you have to let them go. Andrew Kirk and Jane Moseley were thinking  exactly  the same thing: "DEAD PET, SEND YOUR LITTLE BUDDY OFF IN STYLE"
 
 
This one is good  too. And, hey! What about the family? If you can do it  for him  you surely can do it  for them as well.
 
 
 
 

But  why dispose of the corpse if your beloved friend can still "be with you" keeping you company and being useful at the same time. Come on! You know  you want it.
 
 
 
But what if you go first? Well, let THEM decide. Lots of choices. And since you would  do the same  for them, they are sure you won't mind. Or do you?
 
 
 

 
And after so many books... and paper. What a better way to impress your guests in those deep daydreaming moments."Wow, he was thinking of me even here!" they will say and they will  be right. Elegance knows no limits... or smells.
 
Well, back where we started: smells with that great artist that was The Petoman  (the famous french fartomaniac that carried the smoking torch of the 12Th Century english flatulist Roland The Farter). Our Petoman could make  sound effects like thunderstorms or a canon fire, and play "O Sole Mio" o "La Marsellaise" with the help of an ocarina "down under". His audience included Edward, Prince of Wales and Sigmund Freud. He  even let her winds be heared in the famous Moulin Rouge "back" in  1892. One minute of silence for the champions of that lost invisible art... Hey, it was not me!! And keep reading  books, any book!
 
 
 
 

2 comments:

Pollo said...

Asu! te saliste! Tienes todos esos libros? Has recopilado solo toda esa información? Me ha encantado tu post (me ofrezco a "traducirlo" al español, jeje). Pensé que serían libros raros de Literatura, pero no hay nada qué hacer que la realidad supera a la ficción.

saludos!

Guely of Sweden said...

Hola!:
No, no los tengo (salvo unos cuatro o cinco)pero el tema me llamó la atención. tratan distintos temas algunos menos interesantes que otros. Varios son libros de humor y sólo el título es insólito. El resto lo conozco de oidas o los he visto en distintas listas o forums e indagué sobre algunos en Amazon. Lo que si me di el trabajito fue de encontrar las carátulas pertinentes(algo no tan sencillo como suena en un par de casos).
Si quieres tradúcelo y ponlo por ahí :)
Un abrazo!

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