ABOUT GUELYLAND

"One of the smallest , independent kingdoms in the ciberuniverse. Nothing fancy. Population? Just me, myself and my jaguars, my movies and my books (and, at this very moment, YOU). Hided and secret like Skull Island or Opar, the ancients in Guelyland use to read the scrools of a minor god called Voor-Hes.
Most of the treasures of Guelyland are made of paper, plastic and vinyl.Guelyland dreams with expanding in deep more then in surface. The music of Nik Kershaw has been heard here. There are apes, lots of apes in Guelyland. Woody Allen and Bob Hope visit it quite often. Here we love books (the Kingdoms Library is both celebrated and secret) Here we are atheists but very tolerant and think of god a bit too often and much. Guelyland is, the stuff my dreams are made of..."

MAY I INTEREST YOU IN SOME...

PEOPLE WITH TASTE. YOU CAN BE ONE OF THEM!!

Monday, September 28, 2009

SEE YA IN A WHILE CROCODILE!

Going to Budapest in a couple of hours. See ya in a week!

Saturday, September 26, 2009

SOMEDAY IN THE FUTURE...


Have a look of tomorrows technology, today!
Yes, some day in the future we will have a telephone with a photo camera! Does it sound stupid to you? Why would you wanna make photos with a telephone? Oh, come on! Because it is cool and you need it!


We will be use computers to watch movies! Yes and you won't need to be a Mr. Spock to use them anymore. You know, all the long, hard, nerdy years in developing them, how much science and money invested. Think of the white coat and glasses guys at IBM working for the future so you just someday (or night) can watch a porno movie. NOOO! Science for that? Science is to take us to the stars or eliminate hunger in the world!

And these will be made with cameras that will fit in the palm of our hands! And we gonna have cameras in the busses! On the streets, at work, at home . Life will be like a never ending Candid Camera show so you have to keep smilling EVERYWHERE. Yes, Big Brother will be finally watching you (as god use to before, when the technology was not available) I bet even in the Vatican they will use them (so god can rest his eyes).
Yes, the World of Tomorrow have many marvels for you in store. You just had a glimpse of it , here... in The Guelyland Zone...

Friday, September 25, 2009

TWO MISSED COOL CATS!

We missed two ultra cool cats! Sophie Marceau and Emmanuelle Seigner. Well here they are. Just hope the pics show them in their true coolness.
Two lucky husband directors: Polanski and Zulawski (lucky bstrds!)



Emmanuelle Seigner.










And, yes: Sophie Marceau! (Muertevideanos you must be happy now!)

Monday, September 21, 2009

COOL CATS FROM THE FRENCH CINEMA



Oui! The french can be cool. According to the old stereotype it was refinated and romantic in extreme (contrasting with the everyday american guy) like Charles Boyer who was (sorry) not cool but instead the Pepe Le Puf inspiration. On the other hand I think Jean Gabin was it, as well as the poetic and gay Jean Marais. But is lately in the 50's that the independent heavenly teen Bardot makes us turn our heads to France . And the Nouvelle Vague (influenced buy italian neorrealism and Hollywood) made us finally stay there. It's since there that we got these cool males and women that start imitating Bogart, like Belmondo that for me all this starts. Then we have Montand, Delon, Deneuve until Tatou, Cassel and Melanie Laurent. Tough guys, intelligent amazing women. Cool!

Jean Gabin (1904-1976)


Jean Marais, charming man.


Anouk Aimèe, a woman.


Jeane Moreau, magnetic intelectual.


Yves Montand, actually italian.



The pervert , Sergei Gainsbourg (with Jane Birkin)


Michel Piccoli, versatile.


Brigitte Bardot, no words here...


Johnny Hallyday, actually much cooler then Elvis.



Jean Paul Belmondo, tough rascal.





Alain Delon, the number one french cool guy. Not just a pretty face.





Catherine Deneuve, the Queen of France ( her sister the tragic princess Francoise Dorleac death just 25 at the top of this entry)



Isabelle Huppert, dangerous.


Isabelle Adjani , argelian father and german mother.


Christopher Lambert, from Subway to the jungle and B-action heroe.


A more mature Deneuve, still queen.


Juliette Binoche, Blue.



Anne Parillaud, Nikita forever.


Dominique Pinon our little big man.





Vanesa Paradis, be my baby...


Jean Reno, not Wayne, not Stallone.


Gérard "Cyrano" Depardieu .



Emmanuelle Beart...


Daniel Auteuil, actually argelian lucky husband of Emmanuelle.




Vincent Cassel, tall , dark, tough and more then lucky husband of Monica Bellucci.


Audrey Tatou, much more then Amélie.




And finally Mélanie Laurent, glorious Shosanna Dreyfus.




C'est Fini...!

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